House of Pron

Title: through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses
Fandom: Assassin's Creed 2
Genre: AU for the modern assassin era
Warnings: Drug use, hints of slash (there will always be slash), experimentation with tense
Rating: PG 13
I own nothing.  Ubisoft owns AC and likes crapping all over it.  I treat my toys a little more gently.

Ever have an idea that sticks in your head and won't let go?  This is one of them.

( Horsies! )( Horsies! )

Title: Child's Play
Chapter 11
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed 2/Doctor Who
Spoilers for AC2: endgame, for DW, bits of season 5
Warnings: Slash content
Pairings: Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo
Rating for this chapter is barely PG 13.  other chapters as high as NC17
I own neither AC or DW and make no money from this.

Critique encouraged and I am grateful for all feedback.

Summary:  Leonardo receives a visit from an old friend.  This goes about as well as one would expect when the Doctor is involved.

A/N:  I had already planned on using something like the new Eagle Sense discussed in ACR before ACR was a glint in Ubisoft's eye.  I'm stickin' to my guns, dagnabbit.  Hopefully I'll get this done before ACR shits all over this story but I tried that for ACB and look how well that turned out.
Must be read in order to make any sense whatsoever
Past Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10


( Now is not the time to find out why I have so many rules )

Title: Method of Inquiry
Chapter 1 of who knows
Fandom: Assassin's Creed 2
Pairing: Ezio/Leonardo
Rating: Pretty PG for this chapter but full NC17 eventually
Preemptive warning that there will be exploration of bondage and D/s for this pairing, just not yet.
I do not own AC2 or any of its characters.

Way to start another multi parter when I've got a bunch else left to do.  I've been replaying the game in Italian with English subtitles to prepare for my upcoming trip to Italy and I've fallen in love with young Ezio and young Leonardo.  Comments are greatly appreciated but please don't crosspost to fb/twitter.  Thanks!

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( more story )

Title: Impact
chapter 3
More R this chapter than anything else.
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond
I do not own anything related to AC2 aside from the disc from my PS3. 

Previous Chapters  One and Two


( oh dear )

What?  Not NC-17?  I must be ill. 

Title: Light and shade
Fandom AC2  Owned by Ubisoft, not by me, etc, etc.
Pairing: Ezio/Leonardo
Rating PG
Summary: A response to an odd blog post discussing Ezio's character from the feminist perspective.  When I read it I feel that the author either didn't actually play the game or had a severe case of silica vaginosis when they did.

Ezio not 'sexualized in a visual manner' and a brutish man-child? I think not.
( yup )