House of Pron

Title: Child's Play
Chapter 12
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed 2/Doctor Who
Spoilers for AC2: endgame, alternate universe after AC2, for DW, bits of season 5,
Warnings: Slash content, for this chapter there are explicit medical descriptions.
Pairings: Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo
Rating for this chapter is barely PG 13. other chapters as high as NC17
I own neither AC or DW and make no money from this

Summary: Leonardo receives a visit from an old friend. This goes about as well as one would expect when the Doctor is involved.

Slow updating is slow. Comments and critique help motivate me and I appreciate every comment that's made more than I can say. I'm too impatient for a beta so I'll fling my crap here so people can pick it apart in public. It keeps me going and keeps me honest. I'm trying to finish this before more ACR stuff comes out since Ubisoft seems determined to take a giant dump on the fandom. I've tried to make this universe fit even if it is AU now that we have ACB and ACR and fark Ubisoft right in the ear in regards to what has been said about Ezio's true appearance. Please let me know what you think.

Must be read in order to make any sense whatsoever
Past Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11
( also some art under the cut )

 

 

Title: Child's Play
Chapter 10
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed 2/Doctor Who
Spoilers for AC2: endgame, for DW, bits of season 5
Warnings: Slash content
Pairings: Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo
Rating for this chapter is barely PG 13.  other chapters as high as NC17
I own neither AC or DW and make no money from this.

Apologies for lateness. Have been bitten by severe case of procrastination and distracted by the desire to have Nathan Drake from Uncharted sex up every single male character in AC.  Oof.

Critique encouraged and I am grateful for all feedback.

Summary:  Leonardo receives a visit from an old friend.  This goes about as well as one would expect when the Doctor is involved.

Must be read in order to make any sense whatsoever

Past Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9

 

( why hello... )

 

 

Title: Child's Play
Chapter 8
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed 2/Doctor Who
Spoilers for AC2 end of game, Season 5 for DW
Rating this chapter R for violence. Quite a bit of violence actually.
Slash content in other chapters
Pairings: Shaun/Desmond, Leonardo/Ezio
I do not own these characters and make no money from this.

Past Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7


This chapter has killed me.  Hopefully the six of you still reading this won't want to kill me all over again.

Feedback greatly appreciated.

For those not as familiar with the AC side, Altair and Malik are from the first AC game and Giovanni is Ezio's father.  Also my apologies to any escrima practitioners for any errors. 
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( oh, hello there )

 

Title:  Child's Play
Chapter 6
Rating NC 17 for this chapter, various for previous chapters
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed 2, 11th Doctor from Doctor Who
Pairings: Leonardo/Ezio, Shaun/Desmond
Warnings: Slash, silliness
I do not own any of these characters.

Summary: Leonardo da Vinci receives a visit from an old friend.

Should be read in order to make any sense.  Still might not help. Past Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5

Feedback gratefully appreciated.


A/N: For those more familiar with DW, Assassin's Creed 2 features encryption that is more of a puzzle than the encryption as we think of it for computer passwords so please don't kill me.

For those more familiar with AC2, I request that you also please don't kill me.

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Title: Child's play
Chapter 4
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed 2/ Doctor Who (11th Doctor)
rating this chapter nc-17 to be safe
warning: slash content, silliness
Pairings Shaun/Desmond Leonardo/Ezio
spoilers for end of game AC2, S5 DW
I own neither of these creative properties and make no money from them

Summary: Leonardo da Vinci receives a visit from an old friend.

Should be read in order to make any sense.  Still might not help. Past Chapters: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Hopefully this is comprehensible for those unfamiliar with one fandom or the other.  Comments and critique are greatly appreciated.  If you enjoy this story at all, please let me know.  As always please don't crosspost to fb/twitter
( You had me at fish custard )

 

More crazy.  Hope this combination is appealing.  Feedback greatly appreciated.

Title: Child's Play
Fandoms: AC2/Doctor Who new series
Spoiler warning: AC2 finale/DW- S5 business
Other warnings: slash!  Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo, crappy jokes
Rating:  R for current chapters/eventual NC 17
I do not own AC2 or DW.

Previous chapter is here. Needs to be read in order to make any sense. Might not make sense in any case.

( oh what have I done )